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Originally Posted by Ultra Violet
Oh this is just utterly BRILLIANT ... !  |
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Originally Posted by angus58
'twas the night before the final
and all through the house,
the HMs were sleeping,
and so was the mouse
Josie was snoring beneath the duvet,
while Dave, full of glory, in bed he did lay.
Andrew was snuggled up close to the Mole
whose hair had been cut in the shape of a bowl.
And last, also least, JJ2 in his dream,
was spending his winnings his face all abeam,
The most boring final in BB history
was a few hours away for the viewers to see
And when at last the result was announced
'twas no surprise to see all others trounced,
'cos the winner predictably was boring Josie
her paper bag antics made her look so dozy
Instead of the finalists there should have been
we got a pikey, a zealot, a nerd and a queen.
RIP BB  |
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Originally Posted by rhino
Big Brother 11, well what can I say
An Australian crab and a bag full of hay
Trying to have us believe they were lovers
when they couldn't be arsed to come out of the covers
foul smelling breath and a dirty down under
no one else would want them and to me its no wonder
but Sam came along and had fun, what a chap
he wasn't impressed and cut through the crap
Even Dave was afraid Sam was hogging the telly
and showed him no love that was there in his belly
But Ben we all loved, his thick golden hair
He stood out from the crowd with the randy old mare
his beatiful voice and his quick fired wit
only one thing to say 'Ben your so fit!!!!!!!'
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Bravo Bravo, brilliant poems.