[Ammi]

Big Brother 11, well what can I say
An Australian crab and a bag full of hay
Trying to have us believe they were lovers
when they couldn't be arsed to come out of the covers
foul smelling breath and a dirty down under
no one else would want them and to me its no wonder
but Sam came along and had fun, what a chap
he wasn't impressed and cut through the crap
Even Dave was afraid Sam was hogging the telly
and showed him no love that was there in his belly
But Ben we all loved, his thick golden hair
He stood out from the crowd with the randy old mare
his beatiful voice and his quick fired wit
only one thing to say 'Ben your so fit!!!!!!!'