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Originally Posted by Suze
There appears to be a Mole at the shop door, banging loudly, and shouting, 'Hey it's not early closing day, let me in or I will rip my fur coat off and streak. It's not fair, I made such an effort to be here, I deserve to be let in more than anyone else'.
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And all the customers in the cafe turned round and shouted out as one 'Oh do tell us! What is that strange distended spherical object which you are hiding beneath your coat ... have you brought us a trifle to trifle with ... or is it a yummy tiramisu, that renowned speciality from Treviso in the Veneto region ... we believe that you have family connections there ... ?'
Oh ... dear readers ... little did they dream what it actually was ... nothing edible, that's for sure (don't even go there!)
Eek!
