[Suze]

There appears to be a Mole at the shop door, banging loudly, and shouting, 'Hey it's not early closing day, let me in or I will rip my fur coat off and streak. It's not fair, I made such an effort to be here, I deserve to be let in more than anyone else'.

[Ultra Violet]

Originally Posted by Suze

There appears to be a Mole at the shop door, banging loudly, and shouting, 'Hey it's not early closing day, let me in or I will rip my fur coat off and streak. It's not fair, I made such an effort to be here, I deserve to be let in more than anyone else'.

And all the customers in the cafe turned round and shouted out as one 'Oh do tell us! What is that strange distended spherical object which you are hiding beneath your coat ... have you brought us a trifle to trifle with ... or is it a yummy tiramisu, that renowned speciality from Treviso in the Veneto region ... we believe that you have family connections there ... ?'


Oh ... dear readers ... little did they dream what it actually was ... nothing edible, that's for sure (don't even go there!)

Eek!

[babycakes]

Originally Posted by Ultra Violet

And all the customers in the cafe turned round and shouted out as one 'Oh do tell us! What is that strange distended spherical object which you are hiding beneath your coat ... have you brought us a trifle to trifle with ... or is it a yummy tiramisu, that renowned speciality from Treviso in the Veneto region ... we believe that you have family connections there ... ?'


Oh ... dear readers ... little did they dream what it actually was ... nothing edible, that's for sure (don't even go there!)

Eek!

The assembled customers try to avert their eyes, although one or two cannot help but gag a little.

Pyramid tries to keep her hot Celtic temper in check; how dare the Mole put her happy clientele off her delicious food

Ben diffuses the situation by telling everyone his amusing Simon Cowell story, much to the annoyance of Samuel Dean who keeps trying to interupt. Luckily, a handy moderator who called in for a rosewater meringue and a pot of Earl Grey, had a gag on hand which was quickly slapped over his gaint gob.

The phone rings. It's Sunshine with a message for Ben. "Please pick me up a packet of Walkers crisps and drop them in to me on your way home."

[Suze]

When the shop opened again the next day, Nathan who had been practising his culinary skills since leaving the BB house, decided to drop off some samples of his own take on the old favourites Pigs in Blankets and toad in the hole. His versions were called Pigs in Duvets, and Mole in the hole.

[babycakes]

Originally Posted by Suze

When the shop opened again the next day, Nathan who had been practising his culinary skills since leaving the BB house, decided to drop off some samples of his own take on the old favourites Pigs in Blankets and toad in the hole. His versions were called Pigs in Duvets, and Mole in the hole.

Mole in the Hole was taken off the menu the very next day. It had an unpleasant, bitter taste and the yorkshire batter had risen to inexplicably resemble an abnormaly large deformed testicle.

[patsylimerick]

Shortly after midday the rather fetching Irish barista Caoimhe leaned over slightly to gather up some fresh Arabica, unwittingly giving Crabeyes a squint at the breathtaking swell of her bosom.....all hell broke loose as Josie set aside her fourth piece of chocolate fudge cake to fish a baseball bat from her Burberry holdall while Dave climbed onto a table to deliver a completely incomprehensible lecture on (maybe) the wickedness of female sexuality......or it may have been a recitation of the bar menu at Sloshfest 2010.......