Eventually we'll all have to be burned.
It's the best way tbh, I'd rather that than be underground with rats and stuff chewing on your foreskin.
And people could just wreck your headstone and dig you up and rape your body.
So no thanks.
But I'd like to be burnt, put in a nice vase and put in my family's living room.
If Big Brother is brought back, I'd like to have
some of my ashes scattered around the garden.
There we go.
You?
Oh my god, has anyone seen Due Date?
When the dude's dad is cremated and put inside a coffee jar and the black guy puts the ashes in the coffee and the dead guy's son drinks it?
