The thought of One Erection winning will be a nightmare.
Niall's ******ing smug face, I would literally wait outside Dublin's airport for him to fly home and ******ing chase him.
I can picture it now:
Cher and One Erection in the final 2.
'I can now reveal, That the WINNA of X Factor 2010 IS... WAND ERECTION!'
Cher is like
And then 1Erection boys are like 'YAAAY WOOO GET IN' and Niall is just ******ing running about the stage like a headless chicken.
Facebook:
Every girl would be like 'yay 1 direction won da x factor 2010 yay ima go finga myself over liam and matt nw woohoooo yayy one direciton'