CHER!
We must save her from this little crazed fan who appears to jump on stage every week, dance like a monkey with One Direction, Shake Dermot's hand and runs off and he loves Icecream by the looks of this.
So he can pull Cher but we can't?
Jordan and the other Cher lads,
Get your chainsaws at the ready.
Anyone know where the X Factor house is? It's gotta be on Google maps somewhere, we'll all meet up there with Chainsaws and those big sticks with fire on top.
We can be like that scene in The Simpsons Movie were they run after Homer, yeah.