[Patrick]

I'd like 3 Kids.

Sorry 4.

2 Boys and 2 Girls.

2 Boys, Reason? Back Up.
Means if one is gay, then fair enough you can still live under my roof and that just don't bring any lads home.

The other, would turn out straight and then we could have abit of banter, down the pub, Father and Son drink together in the strip club, You know.

Now here's where it get's good and lads, take this on board.


I convince the girlfriend to have 2 daughters, reason?
Well,


1 Will turn out, not normal.. well straight, She can ****** off to a flat down the road the second she brings a bloke home.

The other will hopefully be a lesbian.

Reason?
Well it's simple.

She will bring home alot of girls.

We hope their relationship fails, and she moves onto the next girl.
Then, I get the rebound.

But of course my daughter's Ex Girlfriend is a lesbian, so it's simple.

I keep an eye on her, just keep in contact you know, until she gets another girl.
Then, I ask them both to perform Lesbian Sex in my bedroom.

[This is my daughter's EX Girlfriend and her NEW Girlfriend, my Daughter isn't involved so no incest or Fritzl business is happening x]


And everyone lives happily ever after,


Providing no one tells the wife.