[Patrick]

• Become Famous
• Meet and ****** Selena Gomez
• Appear In Eastenders
• Shag An Elite TV Girl
• Appear In A Movie
• Go To Austraila
• Be A Big Brother Housemate
• Call Into I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Now
• Meet Atleast 10 Big Brother Housemates
• Go To That Wax Muesum In London
• Stumble Onto The X Factor USA Set Drunk and Do Some Damage
• Meet Up With Friends I've Made Online
• See A White Christmas
• Have Kids
• Get Married
• Die In A Peaceful Way
• Become A Ghost and Hunt Everyone For The Lulz