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Originally Posted by Nutcracker

Post things that are quite blunt, about yourself and your experiences. This is essentially a thread for the unashamed.

I'll start off.
I can't watch porn unless the storyline is feasible. FOR EXAMPLE - I saw one that was called "naughty student gets punished for plagiarism" and not only did they have awful southern-US accents, but the conversation went something like this:

Teacher: You do know you can expelled for plagiarism?
Student: Oh my god, no, please, I'll do anything!
Teacher: I might have to call your mother.
Student: Not that, she's so strict!

...and they suddenly make out.

THIS IS NOT CONVINCING AT ALL.

Originally Posted by BOOSH

Talking of porn I hate it when I go to watch one and it looks really good but they're talking in a foreign language

Originally Posted by Zippy

I like a scenario in porn. When its just straight to a bed scene or by a pool...Zzzz

I know the thread isnt about porn but...