k yeah, because when I have a dream I wake up and I'm able to calculate exactly how long it lasted for.
'Just had a dream I was shagging Cheryl Cole, lasted a good 31 minutes x'
Why should we listen to this bloke anyway?
It's quite easy to just say you've done something like this.
Tomorrow, TheBeast could come on and make a thread saying Jesus took her to heaven for 9 Days and she had a great time.
I'm afraid to watch it though, It'll probably make me have to believe in Jesus
