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Originally Posted by seanraff07
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Down with this sort of thing. Careful now. - Fr. Dougal Maguire and Fr. Ted Crilly
I love egg so much that one day i think i'm just going to turn into a big, giant egg - Fr. Dougal Maguire |
I think that process has already begun Dougal - Fr. Ted Crilly
my two favourite Fr. Dougal/Ted quotes :
Spoiler:
Father Ted Crilly: Ah, Sister Assumpta!
Sr. Assumpta: Hello Father!
Father Ted Crilly: Dougal, Dougal, do you remember Sister Assumpta?
Father Dougal McGuire: Er, no.
Father Ted Crilly: She was here last year! And then we stayed with her in the convent, back in Kildare. Do you remember it? Ah, you do! And then you were hit by the car when you went down to the shops for the paper. You must remember all that? And then you won a hundred pounds with your lottery card? Ah, you must remember it, Dougal!
[Dougal shakes his head]
Sr. Assumpta: And weren't you accidentally arrested for shoplifting? I remember we had to go down to the police station to get you!... And the police station went on fire? And you had to be rescued by helicopter?
Father Ted Crilly: Do you remember? You can't remember any of that? The helicopter! When you fell out of the helicopter! Over the zoo! Do you remember the tigers?
[Dougal shakes his head some more]
Father Ted Crilly: You don't remember? You were wearing your blue jumper.
Father Dougal McGuire: Ah, Sister Assumpta!
and.......
Bishop Facks: So, Father. Do you ever have any doubts about the religious life? Is your faith ever tested? Anything you would be worried about? Any doubts you've been having about any aspects of belief? Anything like that?
Father Dougal McGuire: Well, you know the way God made us all, right? And he's looking down at us from heaven and everything?
Bishop Facks: Uh-huh.
Father Dougal McGuire: And then his son came down and saved everyone and all that?
Bishop Facks: Yes.
Father Dougal McGuire: And when we die we're all going to go to heaven?
Bishop Facks: Yes. What about it?
Father Dougal McGuire: Well, that's the bit I have trouble with.