[daniel-lewis-1985]

Things i like: Nipples, slippers, singling people out, giving gin to pregnant people, making fat people feeling good about themselves by telling them they look sex when i go out, crack, 69,ing, willies, queefs and wispa golds, MY FAVOURITE QUOTES ARE: "dick!" "thats dan" "scooby?" "julie?" SURE! "herb" "Die" "Do you love the cigs dear" "sexual" "you dont know" "you know!" "**** off" and "you smell nice have you been for a jog?" i also like the french saying "je" another one i like is "aghjdas jkddsak" this one came from lee so i cant take all the credit but i like to believe i played a part in it "i dont wish to" also rolls off the tounge. "Suck my nipples!!!!!" "GAAAAAAAAAAAA" "The ceiling is leaking, Oh Nooooo" "Scobbedy doop" "Im going to punch you in the boob", "Karen Moser has aids"

Things i dislike: Knob heads who stand at traffic lights without pressing the button to actually cross (wankers), People with unberellas, push chairs, Old people who suck on werthers originals and talk like theyve got a cock in their mouth, cellulite, Polish people, my house, aeroplanes, Birmingham, Scotland and Doncaster.

Things about me: I once got fired for throwing a tampon at a customer, I was in a plane accident, I lived in a tent for 6 weeks when i was 15, My uncle was in the original line up of Pink Floyd, my cousins married to a welsh rugby star, I got sued by my old job for sending an abusive email from a customers account to her contacts stating she had turned lesbian and after having her 2 ugly children had developed a baggy fanny and her husband had a wrinkly foreskin, I am terrified of going bald like my dad, i wanna get a nose job, Im very much against gay marriage, I HAVE A FORESKIN