[daniel-lewis-1985]

Things i like: Nipples, slippers, singling people out, giving gin to pregnant people, making fat people feeling good about themselves by telling them they look sex when i go out, crack, 69,ing, willies, queefs and wispa golds, MY FAVOURITE QUOTES ARE: "dick!" "thats dan" "scooby?" "julie?" SURE! "herb" "Die" "Do you love the cigs dear" "sexual" "you dont know" "you know!" "**** off" and "you smell nice have you been for a jog?" i also like the french saying "je" another one i like is "aghjdas jkddsak" this one came from lee so i cant take all the credit but i like to believe i played a part in it "i dont wish to" also rolls off the tounge. "Suck my nipples!!!!!" "GAAAAAAAAAAAA" "The ceiling is leaking, Oh Nooooo" "Scobbedy doop" "Im going to punch you in the boob", "Karen Moser has aids"

Things i dislike: Knob heads who stand at traffic lights without pressing the button to actually cross (wankers), People with unberellas, push chairs, Old people who suck on werthers originals and talk like theyve got a cock in their mouth, cellulite, Polish people, my house, aeroplanes, Birmingham, Scotland and Doncaster.

Things about me: I once got fired for throwing a tampon at a customer, I was in a plane accident, I lived in a tent for 6 weeks when i was 15, My uncle was in the original line up of Pink Floyd, my cousins married to a welsh rugby star, I got sued by my old job for sending an abusive email from a customers account to her contacts stating she had turned lesbian and after having her 2 ugly children had developed a baggy fanny and her husband had a wrinkly foreskin, I am terrified of going bald like my dad, i wanna get a nose job, Im very much against gay marriage, I HAVE A FORESKIN

[Mac Hiavellian]

Originally Posted by chuck.pass

Things I like: Bullying.
Things I dislike: People in general.
Things about me: I get irritated quite easily and I've got an awful temper.

Short and simple. I like. You can be the house hot head.

Originally Posted by daniel-lewis-1985

Things i like: Nipples, slippers, singling people out, giving gin to pregnant people, making fat people feeling good about themselves by telling them they look sex when i go out, crack, 69,ing, willies, queefs and wispa golds

Things i dislike: Knob heads who stand at traffic lights without pressing the button to actually cross (wankers), People with unberellas, push chairs, Old people who suck on werthers originals and talk like theyve got a cock in their mouth, cellulite, Polish people, my house, aeroplanes, Birmingham, Scotland and Doncaster.

Things about me: I once got fired for throwing a tampon at a customer, I was in a plane accident, I lived in a tent for 6 weeks when i was 15, My uncle was in the original line up of Pink Floyd, my cousins married to a welsh rugby star, I got sued by my old job for sending an abusive email from a customers account to her contacts stating she had turned lesbian and after having her 2 ugly children had developed a baggy fanny and her husband had a wrinkly foreskin, I am terrified of going bald like my dad, i wanna get a nose job, Im very much against gay marriage

I like your nose, and have to admit I'm one of those wankers at the traffic lights. I look forward to sparring with you.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Originally Posted by Mac Hiavellian

Short and simple. I like. You can be the house hot head.



I like your nose, and have to admit I'm one of those wankers at the traffic lights. I look forward to sparring with you.

Ive broke my nose twice it lookslike a boob.

And yeah im sensing a punch up

[Mac Hiavellian]

Originally Posted by daniel-lewis-1985

Ive broke my nose twice it lookslike a boob.

And yeah im sensing a punch up

I never broke mine, it was just big and I had a faulty septum. Had it done on April Fool's Day last year after I couldn't even smell a gas leak.

Bring it, bitch.

[Tom.]

Things I like- alcohol, gym, daytime tv, sex, takeaways, laughing at fat people, laughing at people on mobility scooters, 10p crisps (space raiders, transformers etc), coke (of the drinking variety), Midsomer Murders, my dogs, apples

Things I dislike- Fat people, people who have done better things than me, people who can't drive, chinese food, flies, people who disagree with me, people who stand on your feet in nightclubs, caramel, blackberry's and people who own one that think they're god, Gavin from Autoglass, my neice (because shes a she), people who smell

About me- I think I'm normal but people tell me I'm a bit too neurotic. I'm a University dropout because I'm too lazy, but now I'm doing an Open Uni course in Sports Rehabilitation because you get 10 years to do it. My claim to fame was seeing Cat Deeley stood outside some building for So You Think You Can Dance auditions. I almost crashed into a bus stop because I was star struck. I can't hold down a job- I'm going on holiday tomorrow and start a new job abroad in May, my boss doesn't know of either yet, she thinks I've been "sick" for 8 days. I'm petty during arguments and will always win, once I had an argument with the neighbour over noise so I parked my car in front of her drive so she couldn't go to work. I'm also nasty for revenge, I slept with my ex's best friend for revenge and now they hate each other. I also like to wind people up a bit too much, and I have to admit I'm one of the traffic light people as well but I hate it when people do it to me.