[Mac Hiavellian]

Originally Posted by Tom.

Things I like- alcohol, gym, daytime tv, sex, takeaways, laughing at fat people, laughing at people on mobility scooters, 10p crisps (space raiders, transformers etc), coke (of the drinking variety), Midsomer Murders, my dogs, apples

Things I dislike- Fat people, people who have done better things than me, people who can't drive, chinese food, flies, people who disagree with me, people who stand on your feet in nightclubs, caramel, blackberry's and people who own one that think they're god, Gavin from Autoglass, my neice (because shes a she), people who smell

About me- I think I'm normal but people tell me I'm a bit too neurotic. I'm a University dropout because I'm too lazy, but now I'm doing an Open Uni course in Sports Rehabilitation because you get 10 years to do it. My claim to fame was seeing Cat Deeley stood outside some building for So You Think You Can Dance auditions. I almost crashed into a bus stop because I was star struck. I can't hold down a job- I'm going on holiday tomorrow and start a new job abroad in May, my boss doesn't know of either yet, she thinks I've been "sick" for 8 days. I'm petty during arguments and will always win, once I had an argument with the neighbour over noise so I parked my car in front of her drive so she couldn't go to work. I also like to wind people up a bit too much, and I have to admit I'm one of the traffic light people as well but I hate it when people do it to me.

Welcome aboard. You'll find that no one is 'normal'. Everyone's just a different level of crazy, some are just too blind to see it. I should mention I dislike the smell of crisps so I'd have an issue with you there but I agree with everything you dislike (bar Gavin from Autoglass, join his Facebook group)

Originally Posted by ukturtle

Things I like: laughing, being a prankster, touching myself, touching others, drinking, dancing, dressing up in costume, travelling, sneezing, looking at myself in a mirror.

Things I dislike: bores, people that don't know when to give it a rest, not getting my own way, being stuck in one place forever, people that whine that because they were brought up on a council estate they have no opportunity with their life, christmas, maggots and crap TV ads such as that really annoying 'Moonpig' one.


Things about me: I have lived in 4 countries in my life, I'm a true Gemini (happy one minute, a moody sod the next), I made my French teacher cry by imitating her with the aid of a 'Baby all gone' doll', I get drunk and sometimes wake up in random places such as phone boxes, on the beach with my legs in the sea and the bath. I own 8 dictionaries (I don't know why).

I also hate Christmas, or more so, people's reactions to it e.g. too joyous or damn depressing. It's just 1 day in the middle of winter. It's still *****ing cold, there's bound to be some BBC sitcom come back and there's always a Cliff Richards song festering about. If you enjoy dressing up then you'd enjoy some of the BB tasks