[Benjamin]

Things I like: laughing, being a prankster, touching myself, touching others, drinking, dancing, dressing up in costume, travelling, sneezing, looking at myself in a mirror.

Things I dislike: bores, people that don't know when to give it a rest, not getting my own way, being stuck in one place forever, people that whine that because they were brought up on a council estate they have no opportunity with their life, christmas, maggots and crap TV ads such as that really annoying 'Moonpig' one.


Things about me: I have lived in 4 countries in my life, I'm a true Gemini (happy one minute, a moody sod the next), I made my French teacher cry by imitating her with the aid of a 'Baby all gone' doll', I get drunk and sometimes wake up in random places such as phone boxes, on the beach with my legs in the sea and the bath. I own 8 dictionaries (I don't know why).