I bursted out laughing at the first line.
What Bollocks
They launched this 'Contest' on a horrible day, Saturday? Who buys the paper on a Saturday other than old men?
They should of started this on a Weekday, is there still Golden Tickets loose in the paper or did they just waste the whole 'twist' on the Saturday?
Either way it certainly didn't spark a massive nation-wide situation where everyone is eating eachother to get on the show, no one gives a ****** and that Golden Ticket thing flopped.