[Patrick]

OH FFS!

Stop ******ing saying 'Yeah you know, we're so chilled and normal - and we're just going to bring the show back to the ground like it was in the early years and relight that amazing magic that was Big Brother. No more freaks'

ONE ******ING MINUTE and then;

'BIG BROTHER FANS CAN LOOK FORWARD TO A SEXY COMIC BOOK FILLED SUMMER AS THOUSANDS OF WEIRDOS CUE UP TO ENTIRE THE NEW SEX DEN BUILT TO REALLY HEAT THINGS UP! FIRST ON THE LINE UP IS A MEXICAN TRANSSEXUAL WRESTLER NAMED MARGE!'


Jesus Christ.