Okay this happened to me like a week ago - but I was banned and couldn't come on here and I need to like vent or something.
The other night - I was like chilling at about 1AM watching all my recordings from the week as I do.
Now you see the first thing I do before I watch these long recordings, is I go onto the 4 Elite TV Channels and see what the world of Adult Television has to offer tonight - so I pick 2 Channels and record them.
That way after I watch my other shows, I go and watch my Elite TV Recordings, get me?
Yes so anyway, EastEnders finished and this was about 3AM and I went and watched Elite.
Now, the 2 Recordings were still recording - and the one I was currently watching was live - so I was sitting there, you know dick about to come out.
When I fall asleep.
At about 8AM my Mum comes downstairs and is like 'Patrick? Wake Up, You fell asleep again!' and I wake up, hand down my trousers and I look and Elite TV is still on!
My Mum is just standing there
and I'm all 'Uh, Okay - Er.' and stood up - WITH A BONER - and had to walk upstairs.
I woke up at 11AM again and remembered; I WAS RECORDING ELITE TV!
So I ran downstairs and no one was there and tried to watch the recordings, and she had put a pin on them - so she clearly seen them.
Now it's been one awkward week, I swear.
The strange thing is the pin is no longer there and I can still watch it.
But yes,
Most Embarresing Moment Of My Life.
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