[Patrick]

Tbh I don't call her 'Mum' 'Mummy' or 'Mother'.

I call her 'Ma'.
Not in a kind of Spanish 'Ma and Pa' way - It's in a chavy tone, which sucks but I've been use to doing it for years and everyone else does it so you know.


Same goes for the bloke who's jizz made me.
I call him Da'.

Mother and Mum make you sound Posh and Awkward - especially Mother.

Mummy makes you sound 8 Years old.

I called her 'Mum' one time though infront of her friend to act really polite - but it felt awkward, because we don't get on and I quickly reverted back to Ma.