[Niamh.]

I want to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.

You know, Hagrid's not the only giant on campus.

Wanna make some magic together? My wand is at the ready.

You know, the Sorting Hat placed me in Gryffindor. I think it's because like Godric Gryffindor himself, I too have an impressive sword.

Want to go to the Hog's Head, if you know what I mean?

Do you know the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you make me stiff.

Are you a bogart? 'Cause I have a fear of hot girls.

Are you speaking parseltongue? 'Cause you're talking to my snake.