If Charlie Sheen came in - I would literally just jizz everywhere.
I know so many people all set to tune in to see if he goes in, they're all like 'Patrick suppose you'll be watching this new Big Brother aye?' and I'm like 'Yes!
' and they go 'I'm going to watch it just for Charlie Sheen!'.
Its embarrassing - because I know he's not going in
and if the launch does get outstanding ratings it's probably because everyone thought Sheen would go in.