[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Mollie.

I don't like the idea of

Marcus Bentley: Yesterday on Big Brother! The housemates accused Linda of drinking all the alcohol...
Linda: I swear to God I didn't drink all the vodka!! It was Sue!
Marcus Bentley: Roger made a shocking revelation...
Roger: I used to be a woman
Marcus Bentley: And the housemates discovered a hedgehog in the garden...
Everyone: OH MY GOD LOOK, IT'S A HEDGEHOG

*title sequence*