OMG Imagine if Zach Galifianakis went in!
*Doors open as he walks into the house, his roaring reception of cheers still loud*
Jedward: Alan! Alan! Ooooh I love your man purse Alan!
Zach: It's not a man purse, it's a satchel, Indiana Jones has one

and my name is Zach, not Alan - Zach.
Sue Katona: Well I think you're a fat ******ing *****! Go on, leave the house ya bastard!