[Patrick]

Jedward to win, Paddy's done nothing.

I had a row with my Mum this morning over the same thing.

I was like 'Mum, take a seat' and she thought I was gonna tell her I was gonna be a dad, but I was all 'Look I think, we should.. vote for John and Edward, to win.. they deserve it, they've been entertaining the whole way.'

And she like slammed her cup down and was all 'NO! We're ******ing voting for Paddy Doherty, don't be so bloody stupid!'.

Silly *****.