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Originally Posted by Lee.
What's you earliest memory?
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I have a really bad memory. I'm not sure which are actually my own memories and which are stories my mother told me
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Originally Posted by Jingle Bellend
Any truth in the rumour that you punched your 84 year old paper deliverer square in the mouth because she didn't put the advertisements inside the paper?
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No comment.
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Originally Posted by God
One day, Smithy went to the horse races. Instead of counting the number of human and horses, he instead counted 74 heads and 196 legs. Yet he knew the number of humans and horses there. How did he do it, and how many humans and horses are there?
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He knew because he counted them and horses have very different heads to humans, so it was quite easy for him to tell which was which
I don't know how many, I hate Maths.