[Patrick]

5.

Brian's skills have improved slightly.
The eye looked fantastic.

That was it.

There was no house tour.
The titles were horrendous, worst ever.
It dragged on, too many housemates in one night.
Brian kept flirting badly with them, it was creepy.
The ******ing show girls pissed me off, was there a need for that?
Brian kept recapping on the twist about 439843 times.

And, I watched the entire Big Brother 9 launch just before it. Which shows more than anything, why it was so horrible.