[Patrick]

Only just caught up with last night's eviction.

I currently have an erection after hearing what Emma said. This is absolutely amazing.

The reaction from the crowd, when that one ***** yelled 'BIG BROTHER STINKS'.

It's brilliant. I can understand how much it would suck though for a Sophie or Sam fan, if they existed - as I know if it were Dexter and Gina, and this twist happened all hell would break loose.

Here's hoping it's Sam that's evicted. Nice lad, but this is our chance to get rid of the only real threat to someone worthy taking the crown.

Well done producers, for once you've done something absolutely spot on.