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Originally Posted by Simple Minds
At least your sisters dog eventually gave in and befriended you.
I think the only time this thing will give in is if it puts me in a wooden box with a lid the thing's a chuffing maniac.
It even stares at me through their window ledge sometimes, it doesn't say anything but I can tell it wants to bury its claws in my face and rub its pencil sharpener arse all over my new trainers.
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Maybe try taking your cat around with you, make it jealous.
"My pussy's bigger than you!"