[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

At least your sisters dog eventually gave in and befriended you.

I think the only time this thing will give in is if it puts me in a wooden box with a lid the thing's a chuffing maniac.

It even stares at me through their window ledge sometimes, it doesn't say anything but I can tell it wants to bury its claws in my face and rub its pencil sharpener arse all over my new trainers.

Maybe try taking your cat around with you, make it jealous. "My pussy's bigger than you!"

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by 08marsh

Maybe try taking your cat around with you, make it jealous. "My pussy's bigger than you!"

I would but my cat is the total definition of a pussy. What if I got a big ass dog to boss it about?