[smeagol]

The sam ship will crash into the rocks as he will fall alseep at the wheel as he is soooooo boring , he will then float like a little turd raft across the sea back to whales where he belongs. using his expanding winkie to keep himself a float.
while drifting along he will meet 2 fat turds named jack and joe all shipwrecked and drifting back to mordor

dexter the pirate will sail past the boring turds n seize the loot hehe