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BB14 Channel 5's Big Brother: Secrets and Lies (aka Big Brother 14) started June 13th 2013 and was won by Sam Evans.

Discuss the series and housemates here.
Housemates (tags): Callum, Charlie, Daley, Dan, Dexter, Gina, Hazel, Jack, Joe, Twins, Jackie, Jemima, Sallie, Sam, Sophie, Wolfy, HM Fan clubs (appreciation posts),

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Old 04-08-2013, 11:38 AM #1
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The sam ship will crash into the rocks as he will fall alseep at the wheel as he is soooooo boring , he will then float like a little turd raft across the sea back to whales where he belongs. using his expanding winkie to keep himself a float.
while drifting along he will meet 2 fat turds named jack and joe all shipwrecked and drifting back to mordor

dexter the pirate will sail past the boring turds n seize the loot hehe
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The sam ship will crash into the rocks as he will fall alseep at the wheel as he is soooooo boring , he will then float like a little turd raft across the sea back to whales where he belongs. using his expanding winkie to keep himself a float.
while drifting along he will meet 2 fat turds named jack and joe all shipwrecked and drifting back to mordor

dexter the pirate will sail past the boring turds n seize the loot hehe


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while drifting along he will meet 2 fat turds named jack and joe all shipwrecked and drifting back to mordor

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The sam ship will crash into the rocks as he will fall alseep at the wheel as he is soooooo boring , he will then float like a little turd raft across the sea back to whales where he belongs. using his expanding winkie to keep himself a float.
while drifting along he will meet 2 fat turds named jack and joe all shipwrecked and drifting back to mordor

dexter the pirate will sail past the boring turds n seize the loot hehe
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All hands on deck, it's time to sink battleship devious dexter!
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