Jane was amazed. She had just recently washed and was ready to shag. When she came in from work she wanted her husband to know that everything was normal and that her fanny was ok. When she realised that her husband wasn't there she began to eat chocolate and then eat cake. She then ate chicken and chips. She was sooo bloated which made her sick. Her friend Ruth, went to the flat to help her out.
Best i could do before my coffee
