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Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 34,862
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Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 34,862
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kirklancaster
Two screaming 'Queens' meet on the street.
LuLu says: "Oooh FiFi I haven't seen you in ages. You look brown."
FiFi says: "I know. I've been on a safari holiday to Kenya."
Lulu says: "Ooh you lucky bitch. How did it go".
Fifi says: "How did it go? Don't ask me. The very last day I went for a walk on the edge of the jungle and a 20 stone gorilla jumped on me. He ripped my hotpants off, mounted me and had his wicked way with me for 6 hours."
LuLu says: "Oooh. Was you hurt?"
Fifi says: "Hurt? It's been 3 weeks. He hasn't written, he hasn't phoned."
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