[kirklancaster]

Gay Jokes

What do you call 2 Scottish gays?

Ben Doon and Phil McCavity.
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What do you call 2 Irish gays?

Michael Fitzpatricks and Patrick Fitzmichaels.

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What do you call 2 deaf gays?

Anything you want they can't hear you.
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Two screaming 'Queens' meet on the street.

LuLu says: "Oooh FiFi I haven't seen you in ages. You look brown."

FiFi says: "I know. I've been on a safari holiday to Kenya."

Lulu says: "Ooh you lucky bitch. How did it go".

Fifi says: "How did it go? Don't ask me. The very last day I went for a walk on the edge of the jungle and a 20 stone gorilla jumped on me. He ripped my hotpants off, mounted me and had his wicked way with me for 6 hours."

LuLu says: "Oooh. Was you hurt?"

Fifi says: "Hurt? It's been 3 weeks. He hasn't written, he hasn't phoned."

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