What Celebrity Couple Should You Name Your Boobs After?
http://www.buzzfeed.com/floperry/wha...ter#.jfkOylWj1
You got: Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes
Your boobs need to go home. They are too perfect, take them away. They make other people sad because no one will ever look even half human next to your godly spheres. Your boobs don’t get hit on, because no one thinks they have a chance. They see them and they’re like, “I can’t, I’m blinded by beauty. The rest of the world looks grey to me now.” Seriously you have fantastic boobs, cheers!