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Originally Posted by kirklancaster
Kyle: "Can I buy you a drink"?
Girl: "Sorry, but I've had my limit for tonight. If I drink too much alcohol it's bad for my legs".
Kyle: "Why does it make them swell?
Girl: "No. It makes them spread."
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if only
Kirk is in his prayer chamber talking to God.
"God, how long is a million years?"
God answers,
"To me my boy, it's about a minute."
"God, how much is a million dollars?"
"To me lad, it's a penny."
Kirk strokes his chin for a second
"God, may I have a penny?"
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"Wait a minute."