[Kyle]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

Kyle: "Can I buy you a drink"?
Girl: "Sorry, but I've had my limit for tonight. If I drink too much alcohol it's bad for my legs".
Kyle: "Why does it make them swell?
Girl: "No. It makes them spread."

if only



Kirk is in his prayer chamber talking to God.

"God, how long is a million years?"

God answers,

"To me my boy, it's about a minute."

"God, how much is a million dollars?"

"To me lad, it's a penny."

Kirk strokes his chin for a second

"God, may I have a penny?"

........

........

"Wait a minute."