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Old 02-04-2015, 10:02 PM #8
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Kirk is in his prayer chamber talking to God.

"God, how long is a million years?"

God answers,

"To me my boy, it's about a minute."

"God, how much is a million dollars?"

"To me lad, it's a penny."

Kirk strokes his chin for a second

"God, may I have a penny?"

........

........

"Wait a minute."
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