[BB1984]

Originally Posted by Robodog

Brian's BB checklist :

1. Kiss a girl (say it 'could be love') - check
2. Say you're being victimised (no evidence necessary, you're a BB legend) - check
3. Cry and have a rant in the diary room - check
4. Start an argument with your chosen 'bully' - check (shoe throwing is optional but it will attract extra airtime points)
5. Start more arguments, building up to reach a crucial 'breaking point' - check
6. Reach that breaking point then make a drastic, memorable BB escape - check

You have only one week to complete this mission. Good luck Brian.

As your fans and BOTS hosts keep saying, you are a BB superfan.

So you know this game inside out and how it works. This should be easy for you.

Now go in and play that game Brian.

When you come out i'm sure there will be lots more headline grabbing opportunities for you, especially if you can make your time in the house as dramatic as possible.

If you can't squeeze a romance story out of it then i'm sure you will be able to fall back on the 'victim' story.

Mission complete.