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The Donald on gay marriage: 'It's like in golf a lot of people are switching to these really long putters, very unattractive...Its weird, you see these great players with these really long putters, because they can't sink three-footers anymore. And I hate it. I am a traditionalist. I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay but I am a traditionalist'

'I dealt with Gaddafi. I rented him a piece of land. He paid me more for one night than the land was worth for a whole year and then I didn't let him use the land. That's what we should be doing. I don't want to use the word 'screwed' but I screwed him'

On overseas aid: 'We go overseas, we build a school, we build a road, they blow up the school, we build another school, we build another road, they blow them up again. In the meantime we can't get a ****ing school in Brooklyn'

Also a few rantings about how he wants more global warming because hes too cold

Thankfully I am early in the book and have many words of wisdom to come across yet