[kirklancaster]

Once Upon A time, not so long ago
I was peed off at being skint
So, night and day I sought a way
Of making a massive mint.

Then I noticed all these naked bodies
Advertising all different stuff
"That's it" I said, slapping my head
There are fortunes in going buff.

I traced lots of Advertising Agencies,
And a few producers of 'Soft Porn'
And without clothes, I struck a pose
And posted my pics off that morn.

Long weeks slowly came and went
As I eagerly watched for the mail
My debts did mount, too many to count
And I feared that I'd wind up in Jail.

Then in my darkest hour
When I thought; "Why did I bother?"
Rat-A-Tat-Tat! mail fell on my mat
One letter after another.

With shaky hands, I ripped them all open
to see wads of new twenty-pound notes
But a letter in each, said "You are no peach,
So stay clothed and wear TWO OVERCOATS.

BOOM! BOOM!

The story is true Hog.