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Old 27-02-2020, 10:10 PM #1
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I got a new state of the art safe installed in my big house


I just put my bank card in it

I put to much money in it earlier

Only my hand print can open it as well as a code
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Old 27-02-2020, 10:53 PM #2
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I was about to say this
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Let me guess, the code is 80085 because it looks like the word "boobs"
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If you end up being raided by the police, just have the safe open already. There’s no point ruining a good safe.
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In other words you got a new piggy bank in the shape of a dildo.
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In other words you got a new piggy bank in the shape of a dildo.
i had a dildo once

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but it got snatched
What a cxxt
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Let me guess, the code is 80085 because it looks like the word "boobs"
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