[eye sea]

I used to believe John when he said he didn't like Rachael, but judging from the live feed last night it's so clear he fancies the knickers off her.

Crude but apposite!

He was like a love struck schoolboy last night. I know why he's saying he 'hates' her, because he's frightened she will reject him so he takes the stance of rejecting her first. Clearly the sign of an immature man.

Ben fancies Rachael, and knows nothing between them is likely to happen. But at least he's mature enough to admit he fancies her.

Unlike John. So, John, you're in the dog house!