[Patrick]

I was just sitting there chillin' watching E3 and suddenly my phone rings.

I started dancing my way over to my room listening to my epic ringtone and see 'Unknown Caller'. I was like 'er, k?'

And this guy goes 'Hey Patrick.. It's Kenneth. From last Summer.' and I'm like 'Wut? ****** off' and hung up.

And then he calls back and goes 'I know where you live.' and I was all 'Bitch please.' and hung up again and then he rings back and goes 'DON'T HANG UP ON ME YOU SON OF A BITCH!'

And then I hung up again rofl.

Now he hasn't called back.
It's epic, I feel like I'm in a Scream movie

Loving it.