[Ryan57]

New game. I will present a list of things that you'll have to put into your story. Keep it short. Not cheeky bastard short like three sentences. Few paragraphs is fine. More if need be. Guess it doesn't matter if it's long, I'm hardly going to come and spank you.

Anywho...

The first points are:

- You driving a car that looks like this:

I want you to name the car also. This is your only means of transport in your journey.

- An old lady that has a nasty side.
- A cat that barks.

- You run into Barry from EastEnders:

What you choose to do with Barry is your choice. Whether you want him to help you in your journey or kick him off a cliff.

- A man that looks suspicious.

- Also want you to piss on the turf of a local gang that go by the name of 'The Dudes of the Street' (name alone is enough for you to piss on their turf).

- And a plot twist.


You can make it sad, cheerful or hilarious or anything else, whatever.

You have until 1pm tomorrow. Do your best.