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Aahhhhh

lmao this is sooooo memeworthy

Sarah being a real life ''Veruca Salt''

2022: Chanel with SloMo, Sarah be like Daddy I Want a song similar to this one, get me one

2024: hence Loop is born


and yes, Sarah's daddy is a billionaire CEO of Mercury Towers, football club Hamrun Spartans, Marcel Bonnici (indeed one of malta's richest businessmen, Mercury Towers alone has a net worth of 680 million, while Marcel has a net worth of 1.3 billion)


very unauthentic song, very cliché lyrics, been there done that way too many times before, also feels like it belongs more in the Burlesque film soundtrack

0.0

prediction: last place of semi final 2 with a possible 0 points

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corruption, nepotism at its finest, how else did this botoxed diva win festivali i kenges

the albanian version was bad, this english version is even worse, not even San Marino would go near such a amateurish mess tbh

bye bye albania, keep being moronic with your english devamps

0.5

prediction: 15th in semi final 2

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a guy in a tutu is the best the swiss can offer these days, with a Australia 2019 meets Estonia 2018 meets Israel 2018 clone

very pretentious, unauthentic, a weird confusing mess also incredibly woke

1.0

prediction: will likely do very well with the juries but flop at the televotes in the final, hence borderline top 10 result

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i really miss the good old cyprus with more authentic songs, rather than living off the Fuego clones

also this song was first intended for Greece last year by Melissa Mantzoukis, Melissa got robbed there in favor of Victor, and now gets robbed entirely of the song rights by little miss dancing queen over here #Melissawuzrobbed

nepotism too, rich lawyer dancing mommy and a musician daddy

1.0

prediction: hopefully a well deserving non-qualification, and a nice 13th place in semi final 1

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they really wanna go for the Duncan Sob Story again bunch of bull****

who cares if Joost his parents had died longer time ago, people die, that's part of the whole circle of life

a song fully in dutch yet it includes many words in english, german, italian, french and spanish also the usage of the EU logo isn't political for the EBU then, poor Israel only get penalized by them #doublestandardsebu

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prediction: semi final 2 winner most likely, and could also win the contest

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Our Loreen - Tattoo clone

also game of thrones ripoff in the music video

vocally wise very billie eilish clone

instrumentals are also soooo american

1.0

prediction: don't care where this ends up, at the garbage for all i care

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fake ethno garbage amateurish ''song''

YUK YUK YUK

wannabe rammstein talentless loser

can't even come up with an actual title LOL, rim tim tagi trash

1.0

prediction: semi final 1 winner, could win the contest

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another year, another melfest reject from Nazi terrorists of Azerbaijan

thank u next

1.0

prediction: last place in semi final 1 i hope, and a withdrawal for good next year from this evil country

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the less said about this, the better

1.0

prediction: top 3 easily with all the ukrainians spread throughout europe these days

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as unauthentic as it can be

bitch pls, Lady GaGa did this quirky bubblegum pop first

move over and be quiet in your family's extra large mansion, of your dawtona supermarket wealth and stop wasting my time

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prediction: don't care

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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
she belongs in front of the red lights in amsterdam


this is soo bad, amateurish lame trash

1.0

prediction: don't care

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not gonna rank those in the middle so

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Mega Mega Geil Ballad with lots of lovely 80s vibes, grosses KINO

10.0

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with the hype of Dune 2, i can see this song winning, also very similar to Loreen - Tattoo

10.0

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Mega, World Class, global chart hit vibes here

11.0

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the armenians cannot do any wrong for me #Justice4NagornoKarabakh

Jako issa bop

11.5

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the next euphoria is born, by the new celine dion

11.5

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so much lovely Thomas Anders vibes in this BAWP

Masterpiece

100.0

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Runananahey Runananahey

100.0

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Proud to Love Israel

such a beautiful heartwarming ballad

1000.0

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prediction: semi final 1 winner, could win the contest

Poor Bitch Lasagna.