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Old 15-02-2010, 02:12 PM #1
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Default Uncle LT's Therapy Room
In this leather padded room you can post your psychological problems and your old uncle LT will solve them.

For example

"Dear LT. I broke my leg in 3 places, what will i do"

LT: Do not go to these places.

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that shouldnt have made me laughbut it did
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I'm completely faithless. Jesus won't answer my prayers. Halp!
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I bit my tongue last night and it hurts.
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I asked for corn on the cob in KFC and the chineese bitch gave me chips.
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Some members make me want to get the ferry across the water and kill them in their sleep. What should I do?
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I'm completely faithless. Jesus won't answer my prayers. Halp!
Pray for things to be taken away from you like pride, jealousy, slothfulness and an ability to touch the end of your penis with your tongue.
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Stop obsessing with peoples members.
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Oh sure ignore my corn on the cob problem.
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I asked for corn on the cob in KFC and the chineese bitch gave me chips.
You are lucky she did not southern fry your sorry ass you racist pig.
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You are lucky she did not southern fry your sorry ass you racist pig.
How am I racist for wanting to eat Healthy?
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there is NOTHING healthy about KFC
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I asked for corn on the cob in KFC and the chineese bitch gave me chips.
She was probably tempted to ram them down the throat of this particular English bitch - shame she didn't!
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Corn is more healthy than Chips.
Still doesnt explain how im racist tbh.
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Pray for things to be taken away from you like pride, jealousy, slothfulness and an ability to touch the end of your penis with your tongue.
Pride and jealousy are motivating carnal forces that can better you as a person if utilised correctly. Pride can take care of slothfulness, for instance - which in itself can bring immense pleasure if being slothful is your thing.

I have given up on praying for an ability to fellate myself and have opted for a strict acrobatics regiment instead. I hope to get there one day.
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Still doesnt explain how im racist tbh.
"Chinese bitch"

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Still doesnt explain how im racist tbh.

You pointed out 'who' served you.


Thats what Old LT is using against you Pat.
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Well she is chineese, and tbf im fed up seeing them working at the fast food shops.

And she was a bitch for not giving me what I asked for.
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I have given up on praying for an ability to fellate myself and have opted for a strict acrobatics regiment instead. I hope to get there one day.
aha fellate

that word leaves a nasty taste in my mouth
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Best hangover cure LT? And no, don't say don't drink.
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Correction - Irish bitch!
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