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Old 25-03-2009, 12:36 PM #1
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Default Sickipedia ( Rated 18 By the Arista Law)
http://www.sickipedia.org/index.php?title=Main_Page

Ive been looking at this site all day

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub.
She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men".
So he stabs her & nicks her purse.
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Old 25-03-2009, 12:37 PM #2
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I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today.

Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
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The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toilet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.

One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"

Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied, "Not too bad, thanks."

After a short pause, I heard the voice again. "So, what are you up to?"

Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Just having a quick s_hit... How about yourself?"

The next thing I heard him say was, "Sorry, mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some c_unt in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say."
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Old 25-03-2009, 12:47 PM #5
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Dear Jonathan Ross,

I've just shagged your daughter. Who's laughing now?

Lots of love,

Gary Glitter x
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I'm always in that site... some of them are well sick, but also well funny.. :P
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Strange, my friend was telling me about that site yesterday because he came across some Jade Goody jokes.

This looks like just my idea of humour
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What will Jade Goody be doing next Christmas?

Baby sitting for David Cameron.
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Andy you should add Rated 18
on the Title.
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Josef Fritzl is sitting in the pub one day having a good moan about life to his Arab mate.

He says, "My daughter's driving me up the bloody wall. She won't do as she's told, she won't do her chores, I am at my wit's end with what to with her. Any advice Akhmed? How would you deal with this sort of problem in your country?"

Akhmed replies, "Oh I don't know... sell her?"

Josef thinks, "Ahh... cellar..."
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Sing a song of incest,
Imprisoned for a while.
3 inbreds and their mother,
And a paedophile.
When the door was opened,
the kids began to sing.
That dirty rotten b.astard,
F.ucked us up the ring.
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Lol!! And thats a real lol, not a fake lol we always write...

More sick and twisted the better!
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Think fast!

F- Fit - is she fit?
A- Alone - Is she alone?
S- Secluded- Is the area Secluded?
T- Time - Its time to rape
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hahahaha... Pukka!
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Lol all of these are quality.
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I love going gay clubbing!

My only problem is wiping the blood off my baseball bat afterwards.
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You've ONLY just found this site? O_O
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You've ONLY just found this site? O_O
Yes
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Day 1 in heaven, and Jade Goody is facing eviction.
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Day 1 in heaven, and Jade Goody is facing eviction.
LOL!!!!!

never saw that one
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Quote:
Originally posted by .Andy.
The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toilet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.

One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"

Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied, "Not too bad, thanks."

After a short pause, I heard the voice again. "So, what are you up to?"

Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Just having a quick s_hit... How about yourself?"

The next thing I heard him say was, "Sorry, mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some c_unt in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say."
LMAO.
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Quote:
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Day 1 in heaven, and Jade Goody is facing eviction.
LOL!!!!!

never saw that one
It's not on it - I made it up and wanted an excuse to post it
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A man walks into a petrol station and says, "Can I please have a KitKat Chunky?"

The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.

"No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch."
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