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Old 17-05-2010, 04:55 PM #1
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Are you a sexist pig????

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No. Now get back in the kitchen where you belong.
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LOL, one post in and the kitchen jokes are out.

Sexist jokes are always a laugh, but no I'm not sexist.
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i don't get the sexist jokes and kitchen thing
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i don't get the sexist jokes and kitchen thing
That's 'cause you're a woman.

(did I really just say that?)
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What do you call an intelligent man in America?
A tourist.
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Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
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Ya see the biggest mistake we made was givin' women the vote
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Yes beastie I am. Now get off that computer and get your ass in the kitchen and get me a beer.

Wheres my tea woman!
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Yes beastie I am. Now get off that computer and get your ass in the kitchen and get me a beer.

Wheres my tea woman!
Shoved up your arse!
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Why do women get married in white?

Coz thats the colour of most domestic appliances
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I hope you cleaned that funnel properly girl.


Whats wife stand for

Washing Ironing Fucking Etc
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How many men does it take to open a beer?

-None, it should be opened when she brings it to you.
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Q: A man runs over his wife, whose fault is it?

A: The man's, he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
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Yes. Vagina's are gross.
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Are you a sexist pig????

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No
if she wants On Top of Me
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Life In The Fast Lane.
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Ohh you Like it Hard.
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No they are not.
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No they are not.
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No they are not.
On that we agree, Tin man.


Whilst not all are totally pleasing to everyones eye, they do hold a certain attraction for me.
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Q: A man runs over his wife, whose fault is it?

A: The man's, he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
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Women are gross and I will vomit on their gross vagina's. I don't even want them in my kitchen with all their grossness.
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